From your friendly neighbourhood corporation.
Welcome to Spew Corp. We are a genuine corporation and one day we hope to have many minions to do all our work while we live in Spain even though we’re technically bankrupt. If you would like to invest in our corporation just send us a large amounts of $$$’s – through the mail is fine. Make sure you write your name on the back of the envelope that way we can send you $$$’s when we get crazy rich from all this. If you would like to know details or investment info you should just chill a little bit because we’re not going to do that, but we’re good for it because we’re good dudes.
